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Shadi karna tha par kismat khuli nahi,
TAJMAHAL Banana tha par MUMTAZ mili nahi,
Ab kismat khuli Shadi hui,
Ab TAZ banana chahta hu,
Par ye MUMTAZ marti nahi!
Ashiq pagal ho jate hain pyar mein,
Baki kasar puri ho jati hai intezar mein.
Magar ye dilruba nahi samajhti,
Golgappe khati firti hai baazar mein.
Na chemistry hoti na main student hota,
Na ye lab hoti na ye accident hota.
Abhi practical mein ayee nazar ek ladki,
Sundar thi naak us ki test tube jaisi.
Baton mein us ki glucose ki mithas thi,
Sanson mein ester ki khushboo bhi sath thi.
Aankhon se chhalakta tha kuch is tarah ka pyaar,
Bin piye hi ho jata hai alcohol ka khumar.
Benzene sa hota tha uski presence ka ehsaas,
Andhere mein hota tha radium ka abhas.
Nazrein mili, reaction hua,
Kuch is tarah love ka production hua.
Lagne lage us ke ghar ke chakkar aise,
Nucleus ke charon taraf electron hon jaise.
Us din hamare test ka confirmation hua,
Jab us ke daddy se hamara introduction hua.
Sun kar hamari baat wo aise uchhal pade,
Ignesium tube mein jaise sodium bhadak uthe.
Woh bole, hosh mein aao, pehchano apni auqaat,
Iron mil nahin sakta kabhi gold ke saath.
Ye sun kar tuta hamare armanon bhara beakar,
Aur ham chup rahe benzaldehyde ka kadwa ghoont pee kar.
Ab us ki yadon ke siwa hamara kam chalta na tha,
Aur lab main hamare dil ke siwa kuch jalta na tha.
Internet par ladki pataayi,
Internet par ho gayi sagaayi,
Internet par divorce ho gaya,
Is bahaane computer ka course ho gaya.
Aasmaan mein kaali ghata chhai hai,
Aaj fir girl friend se maar khaayi hai.
Kahti hai ki sudhar jao.
Magar meri galti nahi hai doston,
Barabar waali ladki aaj mini skirt mein aayi hai.
Aasmaan mein kaali ghata chaayi hai,
Usko dekh meri haalat chakrayi hai,
Dil mein baat karne ki khwahish aayi hai,
Par aaj kismat ne bhi tangdi khayi hai,
Aaj meri girlfriend mere saath mein market aayi hai.
Na ishq karna mere yaar,
Ye ladkiyan bahut satati hai.
Na karna in par aitbar,
Ye kharch bahut karwati hai.
Recharge tum karwa ke dete ho,
Aur yeh number mera lagati hain.
Kabhi hausla aazma lena chahiye,
Bure waqt me muskara lena chahiye,
Jab saat din me bhi khujli naa mite to,
Aathve din achhe se naha lena chahiye.
Aap apni zindagi mein itna aage jao,
Ki duniya aapse bas yahi kahe,
Jao baba aage jao, aage jao.
