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Munna Bhai SMS

Munna Bhai SMS

If you have seen 2003 hindi movies 'Munna Bhai MBBS' or 2006 film 'Lage Raho Munna Bhai' (Both are directed by Rajkumar Hirani and produced by Vidhu Vinod Chopra), you must be aware of who Munna bhai (Sanjay Dutt) is and Munna Bhai's tapori language, keeping in view of liking his style we have compiled Munna Bhai Sms and Munna Bhai Messages collection here. If you have some Munna Bhai messages which are not here then please send it to us and we will show it. Don't forget to rate these Munna Bhai mobile text sms because your opinion it will help us improve the quality of our Munna Bhai messages collection. Check this page again for latest Munna Bhai mobile sms messages because we keep on updating this page.

Munna Bhai SMS
Gandhi Ji kapde kyu nahi pehante the
Gandhi Ji kapde kyu nahi pehante the

Munna Bhai: Oye circuit, Bapu bole to Gandhi Ji kapde kyu nahi pehante the?
Circuit: Bhai bole toh bapu bhi us time ke Salmaan Khan the!!!

Kya mamu
Kya mamu

Kya mamu apun ki yaad vaad nahi aa reli kya?
Kya apun hi tere ko aise jhakas msg bhejta rahenga kya?
Bole to tu bhi ek-do rapchik msg chipka dal!

Slow Poison
Slow Poison

Munna Bhai : Tere ko maaloom hai k cigarette ek tarah se slow poison ka kaam karta hai.

Patient: To mujhe kaunsa marne ki jaldi hai.


Girls Hostel Entry
Girls Hostel Entry

PRINCIPAL : Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya toh first time 100 Rs fine, 2nd time 200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 500.
MUNNA BHAI : Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu.

Oxford Kya Hai
Oxford Kya Hai

MUNNA BHAI : Circuit, bole toh yeh Ford kya hai?
CIRCUIT : Bhai, gaadi hai.
MUNNA BHAI Toh phir, yeh Oxford kya hai?
CIRCUIT Bole toh, simple hai bhai, Oxford bole toh Bailgaadi.


Bachpan Ka Dost
Bachpan Ka Dost

CIRCUIT : Bhai, woh apne bachpan ka dost aarehla aaj raat ko dinner pe.
Mera sara chain collection apne kamre mein chupa do na please.
MUNNABHAI : Kyun tera dost chor hai kya?
CIRCUIT : Nehin Bhai, woh apne chain pechan lega.

Jhooth Nahi Bolega
Jhooth Nahi Bolega

CIRCUIT: Bhai, Bapu ne bola tha ke kabhi jhoot nehin bolna mangta hai.
Apun aaj se kabhi jhoot nehin bolega Bhai.
MUNNA BHAI: Aye Circuit, woh Sunita ka baap aaya hai tere ko dund rehla hai.
CIRCUIT: Bhai usko bolo apun gaon gaya hai, kheti karneko.
MUNNA BHAI: Par Circuit, abhi to tu bola kabhi jhoot nehin bolega.
CIRCUIT: Bhai, apun jhoot nehin bolega, par tum to bol sakta hai na.

Ttere SMS nahi aarele
Ttere SMS nahi aarele

Abhi bole to bhai ko tere SMS nahi aarele,
Bhai ka khopdi bahot tight he,
Bol nikalu kya tera luky draw?
Bole to do-char SMS chipka dal mamu.
Sender...Circuit Bhai.!






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