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Double Meaning SMS

Double Meaning SMS

Double Meaning SMS or Double Meaning Messages are those SMS Messages which has two meaning. These messages are used to mislead someone thats why it is called dual meaning sms. If you are looking for some Double Meaning SMS then you are at the right place. We have a good collection of double meaning text messages. Hope you will like these dual meaning messages and if you like this please recommend this page to your friends. If you have any Double Meaning SMS which is not available here please send it to us and we will display it. Have fun and enjoy your stay here. Send these text messages to your friends mobile.

Double Meaning SMS
2 Gante Kiya
2 Gante Kiya

Girl: Kal rat to hadd he ho gayi, Uff 2 ghante! meri to jaan he nikal gayi
Saare kapre geele ho gaye
Pehle to ek ghanta karte the
Magar kal to poore 2 ghante tak bina ruke kiya
1 Ghanta hi buhat tha
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ye 2 Ghante ki Load Shedding to jaan he nikal leti hai.

Girl to riksha wala
Girl to riksha wala

Girl to riksha wala :
Q bhai jaye ga ?
Riksha Wala : Zaroor Jaye ga, abhi abhi to oil laga kar khada kia hai
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Girl : to phir Ghuma kar peechay le lo.


Hello hello mera lelo
Hello hello mera lelo

Hello hello mera lelo

kya?

Salam.

Bolo bolo apni kholo.

kya?

Zuban

Dekho apni khol k dekho

kya?

Aankhien

Kitna bara hai mera

kya?

DIL

1 Girl ask 2 Pappu
1 Girl ask 2 Pappu

1 Girl ask 2 Pappu : Woh kya hai jo cow k paas 4 or mere paas 2 hai?
Pappu : Legs

Girl : Woh kya hai jo tumhari pant main hai aur meri pant mein nahi hai?
Pappu: Pocket.

Girl : Woh kya hai jo log din mein karne k bajaye raat ko bistar pe karte hain.
Pappu: Neend puri karte hain.

Girl : Woh kya hai jo larki pehli dafa karwate hue dard se roti hai?
Pappu : Kaan mein chhed.

Aap bhi apni soch pappu ki tarah saaf rakhein.

Umbrella Repair
Umbrella Repair

A Girl went to repair umbrella.
Shopkeeper: BB ooper ka kapra otarna parega aur neechay danda dalna parega.
Larki Boli:jo marzi karo bus pani andar na aaye!

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Exam ke baad
Exam ke baad

Exam ke baad ladkiya kya sochati hain?

1 : Kitna Lamba tha.
2 : Kash thoda time aur mil jata.
3 : Pehle kitna dar lag raha tha.
4 : Baad main ekdum easy gaya.

C00ND0M kya hota hai
C00ND0M kya hota hai

Pota : Dada ji yeh C00ND0M kya hota hai?
Dada : Chal bhaag nalayak kahin ka mujhe nahi pata.
Pota : Main janata tha. Aapko pata hota to aaj jayadaad ke 14 tukde nahi hote.

Dhutrastra ke 100 Putra
Dhutrastra ke 100 Putra

Teacher : Dhutrastra ke 100 putra the : Pandu ke sirf 5, aisa kyun?
Student : Sir, kyun ki jinki aankhein hoti hain unko aur bhi kaam hote hain..

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