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Sexy SMS

Sexy SMS

Sexy SMS Jokes or Adult SMS or Dirty SMS are those SMS jokes which contains some adult content. The term Sexy SMS Jokes is used to describe various jokes, prose, poems, black comedy and skits that deal with topics that are considered to be Adult taste or vulgar (Sexy). It is concerned with sex, a particular ethnic group, or gender. Other Adult SMS or Sexy SMS Jokes include: violence, particularly domestic abuse, excessive swearing or profanity. Sexy SMS Jokes are not suitabe to be viewed or listen by any unmatured person.
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Sexy SMS
How Much For A Hand Job
How Much For A Hand Job

Gujju To a Prostitute: "How Much For A Hand Job?"

Lady: "Rs 500/- Do You Want One?

Gujju : "No... No, it just makes me happy To Know How Much I Save When I Do It My Self"

Funny Abbreviations
Funny Abbreviations

S.C.H.O.O.L. = Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Life
C.L.A.S.S. = Come Late And Start Sleeping
F.I.N.A.L.S. = Fuck I Never Actually Learned Shit


How many women have you slept with
How many women have you slept with

My wife asked me, "How many women have you slept with?"
I proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."

T-Shirt
T-Shirt

Most interesting line written on the front of T-shirt of a girl,
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Excuse me !
My face is above. ;-)

Cute Name
Cute Name

Sardar Looking at Name Plate of Air Hostess
Above her left Breast.. Teena.
Sardar: That's cute name.
DOOSREY waley ka naam nahi rakha kya?

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FINGERS
FINGERS

Sometimes There Are No Words to Describe
How We Feel About some people in this Life.
BUT
Thank God We Have a Middle Finger.

Advise to all the girls
Advise to all the girls

Advise to all the girls.
Do not play with street dogs u may get rabies
And..
Do not play with smart boys u may get babies.

Fact About Girls
Fact About Girls

Fuck a girl & she'll love you, love a girl & she'll fuck you!

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