This is Ultimate
Doctor: Why did you take your antibiotic medicine at 6 AM, when I told you at 9 AM..???
Patient: I wanted to surprise the bacteria by surgical strike.
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This is Ultimate
If You Want People
To Give You Attention,
"Bring A Pen With
You While Going
To The Bank..."
Wife: Suno doctor ne muje ek maheena aaram ke liye Switzerland ya Paris jaane ko kaha hai.
Hum kahan jaayenge?
Husband: Doosre doctor ke pass.
A small boy took a knife and wrote his girlfriend's name on his hand
After a minute he started crying loudly...
Spelling mistake..!! :O
Don't worry if you don't have a valentine on valentine's day.. Most people don't even have AIDS on World AIDS day
Aap k Mob No. pe agar koi ladka
Faltu ki calls ya miss call kare to
unka mob no.. Olx me daal kar
post kar do i phone 5
Only 10000 rs.. Me
Kasam se jitne
Calls aapko nai kiya hoga
Usse jyaada use Aayenge...
Advice to All Youth:
If you want to change the country, do it now.
Once you get married, you won't be able to change even the TV channel!
CID ne Sony se nata jod liya
CID ne Sony se nata jod liya...
Aur jis room me mana raha tha Abhijeet suhagraat
Daya ne wohi darwaza tod diya.!!