Umbrella Repair

A Girl went to repair umbrella.
Shopkeeper: BB ooper ka kapra otarna parega aur neechay danda dalna parega.
Larki Boli:jo marzi karo bus pani andar na aaye!




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Exam ke baad

Exam ke baad ladkiya kya sochati hain?

1 : Kitna Lamba tha.
2 : Kash thoda time aur mil jata.
3 : Pehle kitna dar lag raha tha.
4 : Baad main ekdum easy gaya.

C00ND0M kya hota hai

Pota : Dada ji yeh C00ND0M kya hota hai?
Dada : Chal bhaag nalayak kahin ka mujhe nahi pata.
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Dhutrastra ke 100 Putra

Teacher : Dhutrastra ke 100 putra the : Pandu ke sirf 5, aisa kyun?
Student : Sir, kyun ki jinki aankhein hoti hain unko aur bhi kaam hote hain..

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