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Not Easy to be a Teacher
Not Easy to be a Teacher

TEACHER : John is climbing a tree to pick some
mangoes. ( Begin the sentence with Mangoes)
Student : Mangoes, John is coming to pick you


TEACHER : What do you call mosquitoes in your language?
Student: We don't call them, they come on their own.


TEACHER : One day our country will be corruption free. What tense is that??
Student: Future impossible tense.



TEACHER : How can we keep our school clean?
Student: By staying at home.


English Grammar class.

Teacher: What's the difference between "He cleans the plate" and "the plate is cleaned by him."

Student: In first sentence 'he' is not married, but in second sentence 'he' is married....

Santan Ke Liye
Santan Ke Liye

Ek sardar ke koi santan nahin thi.
Usne khoob mannatein mangi, nange per tirth yatra par gaya,
bhoomi par soya, sare devi devtavon ke darshan kiye,
bahut dino tak upwaas kiya, aur ant mein kaṭhin nirjala vrat arambh kar diya.

Tab bhagwan khud prakaṭ huye aur haath jod kar bade deen bhaav se bole..
"pahele shaadi to kar mere baap"

Unanswered Questions of 2015
Unanswered Questions of 2015

By and large year 2015 passed peacefully, but three questions left unanswered.
1. Why Katappa killed Bahubali?
2. Who was driving Salman's car?
3. How many husbands did Indrani Mukherjee have?

Finally the answer...

The missing husband of Indrani was driving Salman's car and told Katappa to kill Bahubali because Bahubali saw the accident.

Wonderful Words
Wonderful Words

I had a sparrow as pet but it flew away one day...
Then I had a squirrel but it ran away too..
Then I planted a tree and they both came back...

- Dr. APJ Abdul Kalam

One day I got chips and gave it to my friends they took and ran away...
Then I got mixture and gave it to my friends they took and ran away...
Then one day I got alcohol they all came back with chips and mixture.

- Vijay Mallya

Class Ki Bua
Class Ki Bua

College mein ek badi umra ki ladki ko sab students bua bua kehte the
Ek din usne principal se shikayat kar di

Principal gusse mein class room mein pahunche aur class se kaha jo bhi is ladki ko bua kehta hai woh khada ho jaaye.

Ek ek karke saari class khadi ho gayi lekin ak ladka baitha raha

Principal ne poochha "To tum ise bua nahi kehte ho"

Ladke ne ek thandi saans li aur kaha "Main saari class ka foofa hoon."

At Niagara Falls
At Niagara Falls

At Niagara Falls

Guide: I welcome you all to Niagara Falls. There are the world's largest waterfalls and the sound intensity of the waterfall is so high, even 20 supersonic planes passing by can't be heard.
Now I request the ladies to keep quite so that we can hear the Niagara Falls.

Feel The Difference
Feel The Difference

Real truth about proposal:

Boys always start love with this sentence "We are friends"


Girls always end love with this sentence "We are just friends"

Feel the difference

Presentation Does Matter
Presentation Does Matter

Two Wives chatting in office :

Wife 1 : I had a fine evening, how was yours?

Wife 2 : It was a disaster. My husband came home, ate his dinner in 3 mins & fell asleep in 2 mins.

How was yours?

Wife 1 : Oh mine was amazing!

My husband came home and took me out for a romantic dinner. After dinner we walked for an hour.

When we came home he lit the candles around the house. It was like a fairy tale!

At the same time, their husbands are talking at work

Husband 1 : How was your evening?

Husband 2 : Great. I came home, dinner was on the table, I ate & fell asleep.

And what about you?

Husband 1 : It was horrible. I came home, there's no dinner, they cut the electricity because I forgot to pay the bill. So I took her out for dinner which was so expensive that didn't have money left for a cab or auto.

We walked home which took an hour & when we got home, I remembered there was no electricity so I had to light candles all over the house .


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