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CONSULATE: Your name please?
Pathan: Gul khan.
Pathan: Ten to twelve times a week.
CONSL: I mean male or female?
Pathan: Both male/female & sometimes Camels too.
CONSUL: You seem Ugly !
Pathan: yes Ugly & Pichhli both sides.
CONSL: Freaky Ass!
Pathan: yes sometimes free ki ass somtimes have to pay.
CONSL: Man are you hostile.
Pathan: Horse style, dog style any style !
Consl: Oh dear.
Pathan: Deer? No deer they run very fast.
Boss hired a sexy secretary, but 10 days later he committed suicide by jumping from his 27th floor office.
Police: "Who was there at that time in the room?"
Secretary: "I was there"
Police: What happened? Why did he commit suicide?
Secretary: He was a good man. One day he bought me a fur coat for 2,00,000.
Then he bought me a diamond necklace for Rs.15,00,000, then he bought me a diamond ring for Rs.5,00,000.
Today he asked me to spend the night with him. I told him I charge just Rs. 500 a night!
Moral:" Investments are subject to market risk, check the market rate before investing!"
How to Bully
A guy was looking for a place to sit in a crowded university library.
He asked a girl: "Do you mind if I sit beside you?"
The girl replied in a loud voice: "I DON'T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!"
All the students in the library started staring at the guy,
He was truly embarrassed and moved to another table.
After a couple of minutes, the girl walked quietly to the guy's table,
and said with a laugh: "I study psychology, and I know what a man is thinking.
I guess you felt embarrassed, right?"
The GUY then responded in a loud voice:
"Rs.5000/- FOR ONE NIGHT!! ISN'T THAT TOO MUCH?"
All the people in the library looked at the girl in shock.
The guy whispered to her:
"I study law and I know how to screw people."