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Bar Jokes

Bar Jokes

Bar Jokes or Drunken Jokes or Drunk Jokes or Alcohol Jokes are those jokes which are related to the place bar where people consume alcohol. Bar Jokes are funny presentation of a drunken person or a situation arises during or after drink. Bar jokes also concerned with the dringing habit of people. Bar jokes also covers funny stories created in the bars. These bar jokes may be a funny conversation between drunken people and bartenders or two drunked people. We have thousands of bar jokes for you, so enjoy these Jokes.

Bar Jokes
Aage Deewar Hai
Aage Deewar Hai

दो दोस्त दारू पीकर गाङी चला रहे थे.

तभी एक चिल्लाया :- अबे कमीने दिवार है दिवार है आगे दिवार है.

तभी गाङी दिवार मे घुस गई अगले दिन दोनो हाँस्पीटल मेँ.

पहला दोस्त :- कमीने मे चिल्ला - चिल्ला कर कह रहा था आगे दिवार है फिर तुने सुना क्यो नही.

दुसरा दोस्त :- बेवङे गाङी तुँ चला रहा था

Tathastu
Tathastu

एक बार भगवान धरती पर आये।

चलते चलते उन्हें प्यास लगी। सामने दूध वाला मिला। दूध माँगा तो उसने जवाब दिया "ऐसे मुफ्त में दूध नही मिलता" भगवान आगे बढ़े
और......

आगे जाने पर एक बारात में दारू वाला मिला। भगवान ने जब उससे दारू मांगी तो उसने कहा "पी लो जितनी चाहिये.. नाचो और मौज करो।"

भगवान प्रसन्न हुए और...

तब से उन्होंने दारू वालों को वरदान दिया और दूध वाले को श्राप, कि दूध वाले को दूध देने घर-घर जाना पड़ेगा पर....
दारू वाले को ढूंढते हुए लोग उसके पास जायेंगे....

तथास्तु

Drinkers Are Practical People
Drinkers Are Practical People

A Lady was conducting her anti drinking campaign outside a bar. A man came out of the Bar exuding alcohol fumes and the Lady said
"Tell me!!! If you arrive at the Gates of Heaven with your breath smelling of liquor... Do you think the Lord will let you in ???"

"My good woman" passionately holding her hand, said the man,
"When I go to Heaven I expect to leave my breath behind."

Moral.....

Drinkers are practical people.

Sharabiyon Ke Sanskar
Sharabiyon Ke Sanskar

Daaru peene se pehle jo glass me ungli dubo kar do boond neeche giraayi jaati hai...
...
...
...
usse sharabiyon ke granth me sanskar kaha gaya hai.

Overloaded By Life
Overloaded By Life

If ever u feel overloaded by life, wife or work ....
Immediately go to the nearest "Biological Anxiety Relief" (BAR) center & place order for any 1 or more of the following Antidotes:

1. Wife Irritation Neutralizing Extract (WINE)
2. Refreshing Unique Medicine (RUM)
3. Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER)
4. Vaccino Officio Depression Killing Antigen (VODKA)
5. Wife High Infusing Suspicion Killing Energy Yeast (WHISKEY)

This is issued in public interest by Buddies for Eradication of Work Disease Association (BEWDA)


3 Friends at Bar
3 Friends at Bar

3 dost daaru peete rahe the..

Boy 1 - Bhai hum log bullet se Laddakh chalenge.

Boy 2 - Haan bhai chalenge.

Boy 3 - Lekin kaise chalenge apne paas to cycle bhi nahi hai?

Boy 1& 2 - Saale hamein pata tha tu
Daaru nahi pee raha hai khaali namkeen kha raha hai.

Daaru Ki Wajah Se
Daaru Ki Wajah Se

Daaru ki wajah se barbad sharabi ne kasam li aur ghar se daaru ki khaali bottles phenkne laga

Pehli bottle phekte huye bola.. Teri wajah se meri naukri gayi
Doosri bottle phekte huye bola.. Teri wajah se mera ghar bika
Seesri bottle phekte huye bola.. Teri wajah se meri biwi chali gayi
Chauthi bottle uthaai to woh bhari huyi nikli to bola
Tu side mein hoja pagli... tu to bekasoor hai

Jinn in The Bar
Jinn in The Bar

Ek baar ek jinn ek aadmi ke bhesh mein beer peene bar pahunch gaya
Usne 12 bottle beer pe daali.
Bartender yeh dekha kar bada hairan hua aur usne poochha
Arre bhai tere ko chadhti nahi hai kya
Is par Jinn bola "Abbe main JINN hoon"
Bartender bola: Yeh lo chadh gayi.








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