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Medical Jokes

Medical Jokes

Medical Jokes or Doctor Jokes or Medical Humor or Nursing Jokes is related to Patients, Doctors, Nurses, Medicines, Insane Patients, Disease about Medicines in general, and more!. Medical Jokes also involves funny treatment of any disease. Being in the medical profession requires a good sense of humor! To do our part, we offer this list of great medical jokes. Go on, have a look and a laugh. These jokes are original and best which you could find on the web. Hope you will enjoy these medical jokes. You can e-mail these jokes to your friends. If you have your own medical joke please send your medical jokes to us so that we will display your Medical Jokes on your favorite website.

Bypass Surgery
Bypass Surgery

Dil ke operation ko "by pass" kyun kehte hain?
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Kyun ki agar operation theek ho gaya to pass, warna bye.

Smart Doctor
Smart Doctor

A Doctor opened a clinic & wrote outside the clinic:
Any treatment will cost Rs.300/- and if we cant treat, we will pay you back Rs.1000/-.

A CLEVER Man comes to do fraud & thinking to get Rs.1000.

He says to the Doctor:
I cant feel any taste on my tongue...

Doctor asks the Nurse to put few
drops of medicine from box no 22.

After that the MAN shouts: "What d _____ ...its URINE!!
The doctor says congratulations your sense of taste is back now.

The MAN was angry as he lost Rs.300.
After 2 weeks MAN comes back again & this time he thinks to get back his previous 300 too.

MAN: Doc! I've lost my memory.
Doctor: Nurse! pls put some drops of medicine from Box no 22 on his tongue.

MAN : Wait doctor but that medicine is for sense of taste.
Doctor: Congratulations your memory is back.

Moral: Don't try to be over-smart with Doctors...

Colleges of the Animal Hospitals
Colleges of the Animal Hospitals

In the colleges of the animal hospitals ....

First-year students at Texas A & M's Veterinary school were attending their first Anatomy class, with a real dead pig.

They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a White sheet. The professor started the class by telling them, 'In Veterinary Medicine it is necessary to have two important qualities as a Doctor".

Doctor: The first is that you should not be disgusted by anything involving the animal body'.

For an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, Stuck his finger in the butt of the dead pig, withdrew it and stuck his Finger in his mouth.

'Go ahead and do the same thing,' he told his Students.

The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes.

But eventually took turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead pig and sucking on it.

When everyone finished sucking, the Professor looked at them and said, 'The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention.

Laughter is the best medicine
Laughter is the best medicine

Laughter is the best medicine, But if u are laughing without any reason, u need medicine..! ;)

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Kya laga kar soya karun
Kya laga kar soya karun

Girl to doctor: Meri skin bohat soft aur sensitive hai..Mera rang bhi boht gora hai..mein raat ko kya laga kar soya karun?
Doctor: KUNDI.

A tragic LUV Story
A tragic LUV Story

A tragic LUV Story -

A PIG fell in love with a HEN.
1 day they kissed each other...
next day PIG died of BIRD FLU
and BIRD died of SWINE FLU
"AJAB PREM KI GAJAB KAHANI".....

Oxygen Mask
Oxygen Mask

There was a man who just had been bashed up outside a night club, when he awoke he was in hospital with tubes in his arms and an oxygen mask on. Just then a hot lookin nurse came in and started to check his IV and tubes in his arms. Then he moaned ARE MY TESTICLES BLACK? Pardon said the nurse?ARE MY TESTICLES BLACK?. Sorry she said I'm not quilified to check that. Again he says ARE MY TESTICLES BLACK?. Feeling sorry for him she says ok I'll check. She picks them up and examines them and his p*nis then covers them up. Nope she says there all ok. He slowly reaches up takes off his oxygen mask and says THAT WAS VERY NICE DEAR BUT ARE MY TEST RESULTS BACK?

Feeling Like...
Feeling Like...

These three guys were stranded in the middle of nowhere when suddely they came across a farm. The Guy who answered the door said "You can either sleep in the hay or with my 18 daughters," so he chooses the hay. The second guy came to the man said he wanted to sleep in the hay as well. But the third guy chose his 18 daughters. In the morning, The fist guy said "oh, my dick feels like straw," the second guy said "oh, my dick fells like straw also,"the third guy asid'" hehe, my dick feels like a golf ball that's been in 18 holes!"



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