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Marriage Jokes

Marriage Jokes

Wedding Jokes or Marriage Jokes or Husband Wife Joke are the description of funny situation between husband and wife. In these type of humour generally there is a situation in which husband is tortured by his wife and joke describes it humorously. We have a good collection of funny marriage jokes. These are original and best in its category. Hope you will enjoy it. You can mail these marriage jokes to your friends or someone you want. If you have some wedding jokes please send it to us and we will display your it on our website. Also don't forget to rate these jokes because it will help us to improve our collection.

Marriage Jokes
Late Night Party
Late Night Party

पप्पू .... पार्टी से रात को देर से घर गया।

अगले दिन दोस्तों ने उससे पूछा :-- बीवी ने कुछ कहा तो नहीं??

पप्पू :-- न न, कुछ खास नहीं... ये दो दांत तो मुझे वैसे भी निकलवाने थे...

Khidki Ke Parde
Khidki Ke Parde

पत्नी: खिड़की के परदे लगवा दो,
नया पड़ोसी मुझे बार-बार देखने
की कोशिश करता है।"
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पति: एक बार ठीक से देख लेने दो,
वह खुद ही परदे लगवा लेगा.

AG, OG, Suno G
AG, OG, Suno G

भारतीय पत्नी संस्कारों वाली होती है
वो कभी सबके सामने अपने पति को

"Abe Gadhe"
"Oye Gadhe"
"Sun Gadhe"

नहीं बोलती

इसलिए वो short में
"A.G. / O.G./ Suno G"
कहती है

Biwi Ki Kasam
Biwi Ki Kasam

बस कंडक्टर ने यात्रियों से कहा ,''भाइयों गेट पर मत लटको , अंदर आ जाओ ,
किसी ने नहीं सुनी।
कंडक्टर ने फिर कहा , 'तुम्हें अपनी बीवी की कसम है ,अंदर आ जाओ ,
ये सुनते ही जो सीट पर बैठे थे वो भी गेट पर लटक गए

Birthday Gift
Birthday Gift

Patni (pati ke birthday par): "Kya gift doon?"

Pati: "Gift rehne de bas thodi izzat diya kar aur tameez se baat kar liya kar"

Patni (5 minute soch kar): "Nahi main to gift hi doongi?"


Kaun Se Sabji Banai Hai
Kaun Se Sabji Banai Hai

Khaana khaate huye pati ne patni ko aawaz lagaai

"Bhagyawan..! yeh jo tumne sabji banaai hai ise kya kehte hain"

Patni : "Kyun, kisliye poochh rahe ho?"

Pati : "Arre bhai mujhse bho to swarg mein poochha jayega.. Kya kha ke mare the?"

14 Saal Pehle
14 Saal Pehle

Patni ki raat ko achanak 2 baje neend khuli to paaya ki pati bed par nahi hai

Khojne par pati dining table par baithe huye dikha
Pati hath mein coffee ka cup lekar soch mein doobe huye deewar ko ghoor rahe the.

Patni chupchap pati ko coffee ki chuski lete huye baar baar aansu ponchhte dekhti rahi.
Phir patni pati ke paas gayi aur boli "Kya baat hai dear? tum itni raat mein yahan kya kar rahe ho?"

Pati ne nazar uthaai aur kaha "Tumhein yaad hai 14 saal pehle jab tum sirg 18 saal ki thi?"
Patni bhaav vibhor ho gayi aur boli "Haan yaad hai"

Kuchh ruk kar pati bola "Yaad hai jab tumhare judge pitaji ne hamein meri car mein ghoomte huye dekh liya tha"

Patni "Haan haan yaad hai"\

Pati "Yaad hai tab unhone mujhe dhamkaya tha aur kaha tha is-se shaadi kar lo nahi to tumhein 14 saal ke liye andar kara doonga"

Patni "Haan haan woh bhio yaad hai"

Pati apni aankh se aansu pochhte huye bola "Aaj main jail se chhoot gaya hota"

Chori
Chori

Husband Wife chori ke topic par baat kar rahe the

Husband : Jo insan chori karta hai, wo baad mein zarur pachhtaata hai.

Wife (romantic mood mein) : Aur tumne jo shaadi se pehle meri neendein churaai thi unke baare mein kya khayal hai?

Husband: Keh to raha hoon, jo chori karta hai wo baad mein pachhtata zarur hai.







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