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Bade Dil Wala Bade Dil Wala
Ek aadmi ka dil kitna bada hota hai aur aurat ka kitna chhota aap khud hi dekh leejiye
Ek aurat ke dil mein sirf uske lover, apne pati aur apne bachchon ke liye hi jagah hoti hai
Lekin aadmi ke dil mein to
Apni lover
Dost ki lover
Bhai ki lover
Padosi ki lover
Bivi ki saheli
Behan ki saheli
Padosan ki saheli
Apni saali
BHai ki saali
Saale ki saali
Saali ki saheli
Saamne waali
Peechhe waali
Baaju waali
Upar wali
Baaju waali
Neeche waali
Sabji waali
Doodh waali
Kapde waali
Kaam waali
aur aakhir mein thodi bahut apni patni ke liye bhi jagah hoti hai
Sach mein aadmi ka dil bahut bada hota hai
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Procedure To Follow Karna Padta Hai Procedure To Follow Karna Padta Hai
Bank mein customer ne cheque dete hue poochha ki "Madam yeh kitne dino mein clear ho jaayega"

Madam: Kam se kam do-teen din lagenge.

Customer: Lekin madam itna time kyon lagega? Jis bank ka cheque maine diya hai woh to saamne waali duilding mein hi hai.

Madam (Bade hi shaant swar mein) : Sir main aapko kaise samjhun, procedure to follow karna hi padta hai na. Maan leejiye ki aap shamshaan ke saamne hi mar jaate hain to ghar waale aapki laash ko ghar le jaayenge ya wahin saamne nipta denge. Boliye?
Customer behosh!
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Sorry Ki Spelling Sorry Ki Spelling
Ek Boodha ek ladki se takra gaya.
Boodhe ne ladki se bola: Sorry!

Ladki: Andha hai kya..... Dikhta nahi hai... Is umar mein bhi ye sab... Pata nahin kahan se aa jaate hain!!!
Yeh bolkar jaise hi woh ladki aage badhi, ek handsome sa ladka us se takra gaya.
Ladka: Sorry...
Ladki, sharmaate hue, "Koi baat nahin. it's okay!!!

Woh boodha yeh sab dekh raha tha. Usne aakar ladki se poochha: MERI SORRY KI SPELLING GALAT THI KYA??
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Jinn Bana Bewakoof Jinn Bana Bewakoof
Pakistani, American aur Indian ek ship mein ja rahe the..

Achaanak ek Jinn aaya aur bola: "Samundar mein koi cheez pheko, agar maine dhoondh li to main tumhein maar dunga aur na dhoondh paya to main tumhara Gulam".

Pakistani ne sui phenki.

Jinn ne dhoondh li aur use maar diya.

American ne memory card pheka.
Jinn ne dhoondh liya aur use bhi maar diya.

Indian ne kuchh phenka...
Ginn ne bohot dhoondha, dhoondh dhoondh ke thak gaya aur poochhne laga.
"Batao mere aaka main haar gaya"

(Socho Indian ne aisa kya phenka hoga ki jinn uska gulam ban gaya?)
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Indian bola: "Main bhi tera baap hoon, maine Disprin ki goli fenki thi,
Chal Beta, ghar chal bohot kaam pada hai"

JINN Shocked & INDIAN ROCKED.
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Ek Bhikhari Ek Bhikhari
Ek bhikhari bheekh mangne ke liye masjid ke bahar baitha tha. Sab namaazi aankh bacha kar chale gaye aur usko kuchh na mila..

Wo phir church gaya..
Phir mandir aur phir gurudware..
Lekin usko kisi ne kuchh na diya..

Aakhir me ek beer bar ke baahar aakar baith gaya..
Jo bhi sharabi baahar nikalta woh uske katore mein kuchh daal deta
Uska katora paison se bhar gaya...

Faqeer bola :- "Waah re Prabhu" Rehte kahan ho aur address kahan ka dete ho..
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