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Hindi Jokes

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Hindi Jokes
Baap Se Badhkar
Baap Se Badhkar

दो आदमी आपस में बात कर रहे थे

एक आदमी बोला- मैंने अपनी वाईफ को 12 वी पास करवाई,
फिर बी. ए,
फिर एम .ए,
और उसकी सरकारी जॉब लगवा दी,
अब क्या करू? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . -

दूसरा आदमी बोला-
तू तो बाप से बढ़कर है
अब अच्छा लड़का देख कर ...उसकी शादी कर दे !

Dukh To Apna Sathi Hai
Dukh To Apna Sathi Hai

स्कूल में हिंदी के पीरियड में मास्टर जी ने पूछा,
"दु:ख तो अपना साथी है,
सुख तो आता जाता है।"
अर्थ स्पष्ट करें।


पप्पू- "बीवी हमेंशा घर में होती है,
साली आती जाती रहती है ।"
मास्टरजी ने भारतरत्न के लिए सिफारिश की है

G. K. Class
G. K. Class

टीचर : 1869 में क्या हुआ ?

सुरेश :- गांधीजी का जन्म!

टीचर :- बिलकुल सही. बैठो निचे ..

टीचर :- पप्पू तु बोल.. 1872 में क्या हुआ...?

पप्पू :- गांधीजी ३ साल के हो गए... मैं भी बैठू क्या?

Abba Ke Daur Se
Abba Ke Daur Se

Ek dafa ek Badshah ne khushi mein sab kaidi riha kar diye.
Un kaidiyon mein badshah ne ek bahut hi buzurg kaidi ko deka..

Badshah: Tum kabse kaid mein ho?
Buzurg: Aap ke abba ke daur se.
Yeh sun ke Badshah ki aankhon mein aansu aa gaye aur kaha
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Isko dobara kaid mein daal do, yeh abba ki nishani hai.

Phone Par Baat
Phone Par Baat

Wife : Phone pe itni dheemi awaaz mein kis se baat kar rahe ho?
Husband : Behan se.
Wife : To phir itni dhimi awaaz me kis liye?
Husband : Teri hai, Is liye...


Love or War
Love or War

HITLER said:
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"War is better than love, because at the end of war you either live or die
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But
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At the end of love, U neither live nor die"

Naari Samman Sewa
Naari Samman Sewa

Uncle: What do you do son...?
Boy: Naari samman sewa ke liye kaam karta hoon
Uncle: Achcha to social worker ho
Son: No uncle, Facebook par ladkiyon ki photo like karta hoon.

Lambe Baal Ka Fashion
Lambe Baal Ka Fashion

Mom: "Beta tu baal kyun nahi katwata"??

Son: "Tum samajhti nahi ho, yeh fashion hai maa"

Mom: "Arre idiot...! Ladke wale teri behan ko dekhne aaye the aur tujhe pasand kar gaye hain."






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