Sardar pani me lund duba raha tha.
Wife: Kya karte ho?
Sardar: Khada nahi hota.
Wife: To pani me kyun duba rahe ho.
Saradar: Dekh raha hoon puncture to nahi hai?
Husband : Main ye roz roz ke condom lagane ki jhanjhat se pareshan ho gaya hoon.
Wife : To phir tum lamination kyun nahi karwa lete!
Sunny: Papa, aaj se school mein ek period Sex Education ka bhi shuru ho gaya hai.
Papa: Good! Lekin tum Lulli kyon hila rahe ho?
Sunny: Madam ne homework diya hai.
A wife asked her husband: "What do you like most in me my pretty face or my sexy body?"
He looked at her from head to toe and replied: "I like your sense of humour.