Problem

Sardar pani me lund duba raha tha.
Wife: Kya karte ho?
Sardar: Khada nahi hota.
Wife: To pani me kyun duba rahe ho.
Saradar: Dekh raha hoon puncture to nahi hai?




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Roz Roz Ka Jhanjhat

Husband : Main ye roz roz ke condom lagane ki jhanjhat se pareshan ho gaya hoon.
Wife : To phir tum lamination kyun nahi karwa lete!

Sex Education

Sunny: Papa, aaj se school mein ek period Sex Education ka bhi shuru ho gaya hai.
Papa: Good! Lekin tum Lulli kyon hila rahe ho?
Sunny: Madam ne homework diya hai.

What do you like most

A wife asked her husband: "What do you like most in me my pretty face or my sexy body?"
He looked at her from head to toe and replied: "I like your sense of humour.

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