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Santa Rocks

Santa Rocks

Santa tez baarish mein doctor ke paas gaya

Santa: Doctor saab ghar par checkup ki kya fee hai?
Doctor 300/-
Santa: Phir jaldi chaliye doctor saab.
Doctor ne car nikali aur dono Santa ke ghar pahunch gaye.
Doctor: Mareez kahan hai?
Santa: Mareez-wareez koi nahi hai, mua taxy wala ghar tak jaane ke 500/- maang raha tha aap 300/- mein le aaye.
Santa Rocks!




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Bandi Sardar

Santa was caught by Mughal soldiers and they took him to their king Akbar.

Akbar: Kaun ho tum?
Santa: Jahanpanah, main Santa hun.

Akbar: Itni raat tum hamare mahal ke paas kya rahe the?
Santa, ghabraate hue: Ji... main...vo... kuchh nahin.. bas aise hi...

Akbar: Sipahiyon, isko bandi bana do...
Santa pleads: Nahin Jahanpanah, aisa mat kariye, please mujhe banda hi rehne do.

Sardar in Zoo

A tiger killed a Sardar in zoo.
A man asked why did u killed only Sardar in crowd?
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Tiger- Aur kya karta... kab se bakwaas kar raha tha
"inni wadi billi"

Medical Test

Santa ki maa beemaar ho gayi. Santa unhein le kar hospital gaya.

Doctor ne examin karne ke baad kaha "Inke kuchh test honge"

Santa : "He bhagwan ab kya hoga, meri maa to anpadh hai."

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