Santa: Tera baap doctor hai, phir bhi tu bimar ho gaya. Kitne sharam ki baat hai?
Banta: BC tera baap bhi to condom bechta hai, phir bhi to tu paida hua na chutiye.
Sex kar lene ke baad
Boy: Jaan-e-mann ab tumhe woh hoga duniya jise bachcha kehti hai.
Girl: Ab tumhe woh hoga duniya jise AIDS kehti hai.
Ramesh: Interview kaisa hua?
Suresh: Interview to theek hua, lekin last mein woh english mein kuchh boli "Show me your testimonial".
Rakesh: To phir.
Suresh: Mujhe lagta hai ki main ghalat cheez dikha ke aa gaya hoon.
Pappu: "Mom, Aap blouse mein paise kyun rakhti ho?"
Mom: "Taaki tere papa ko pata na chale"
Pappu: "Mom aap bhi na, bechare papa roz kaamwali ke blouse mein dhoondte rehte hain"