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Marriage Jokes
Teacher bride - Marriage Jokes

Once a father of three daughter asked a man to marry with any of his daughter. The elder daughter was a teacher, second was a nurse and younger was a telephone operator. The boy met with all girls and decided to marry with elder one.

His friend asked him that "why you have decided to marry with elder one and not younger one ?" The boy replied that look dear, the telephone operator has always a habbit to say, "Please wait, you are in a queue." The nurse has always a hibbit to say, "Relaxe dear, you will be allright", but the teacher has always a habbit to say "REPEATE, REPEATE, REPEATE........"

Medical Jokes
Dr. Smith - Medical Jokes

A flat chested young lady goes to Dr. Smith for advice about breast enlargements. He tells her, "Every day when you get out of the shower, rub the
top of your nipples and say, 'Scooby dooby dooby, Scooby dooby dooby, I want bigger boobies.'"

Every day faithfully she would rub the top of her nipples and say, "Scooby dooby dooby, Scooby dooby dooby, I want bigger boobies." After several months, it worked! She grew larger breasts, just as she wanted!

One morning she was running late and in her rush to leave for work, she realized she had forgotten her morning ritual. At this point she loved her breasts and didn't want to lose them, so she sat up straight there on the bus and said as quietly as she could, "Scooby dooby dooby, Scooby dooby dooby. I want bigger boobies."

A guy sitting nearby asked her, "Say, by any chance do you go to Dr. Smith?"

"Why, yes, I do. What makes you ask?"

"Hickory dickory dock!"

Medical Jokes
Queen Elizabeth visiting hospital - Medical Jokes

Queen Elizabeth was visiting a hospital, and during her tour she passed a room where a male patient was masturbating.

"Oh my God", said the queen, "that's disgraceful, what is the meaning of this?"

A doctor explained: "I'm sorry your majesty, but this man has a very serious condition. His testicles are constantly over-full of semen. If he doesn't
masturbate at least 5 times a day, he'll be in excruciating pain.

"Oh, I'm so sorry," said the Queen. "I was unaware that such a medical problem existed."

On the same floor, they then pass a room in which the Queen could clearly see a young nurse sucking a patient's cock!"

"Oh my God!" the Queen shrieked. "What's going on in there?!" The doctor explains: "Same problem, better health plan!"

Marriage Jokes
Wedding Night - Marriage Jokes

A young couple, just married, were in their honeymoon suite on their wedding night. As Emma undressed for bed, the husband (who was a > burly bruiser) tossed his pants to his bride and said, "Here, put > these on."

She put them on and the waist was twice the size of her body. "I can't wear your pants," she said.

"That's right!" said the husband, "and don't you ever forget it. I'm the man who wears the pants in this family!"

With that, she flipped him her panties and said, "Try these on." He tried them on, and found he could only get them on as far as his kneecap. He said, "Hell, I can't get into your panties!"

She said, "That's right and that's the way it's going to be until your goddamned attitude changes!"

Funny Jokes
Confession - Funny Jokes

At one local church, Joe was in charge of taking up the offerings.

One Sunday after the services, the priest counted the cash and found it was smaller than anticipated. So he questioned Joe. He told him that it did not seem enough for the size of the congregation. Joe said that he did not take any of the offering. The priest again questioned him and again he said that he did not take any of the offering. So the priest said "get in the confessional" which Joe did.

Then the priest asked him did you take any of the offering and this time he said "I can't hear you". Again the priest asked "Joe did you take any of the
offering?" Again Joe answered "I can't hear you". This time the priest yelled "JOE DID YOU TAKE ANY OF THE OFFERING" Again Joe answered "I can't hear you". By this time the priest was getting a little angry so he came out of the confessional and said "Joe trade places with me and you can ask me a question."

So they traded places and Joe asked "I hear that you and my wife are having an affair, is that true?" To which the priest answered "By Golly you can't hear in here"

Bar Jokes
Ballerina's delight? - Bar Jokes

This big, nasty, sweaty woman wearing a sleeveless sundress walks into a bar. She raises her right arm, revealing a big, hairy armpit as she points to all the people sitting at the bar and asks, "What man out there will buy a lady a drink?"

The whole bar goes dead silent, as the patrons try to ignore her. At the end of the bar, a skinny little drunk slams his hand on the bar and says, "Bartender! I want to buy that ballerina a drink!" The bartender pours the drink and the woman chugs it down.

After she's completed the drink, she turns again to the patrons and points around at all of them, again revealing her hairy armpit, saying, "What man out there will buy a lady a drink?"

Once again the little drunk slaps his hand down on the bar and says, "Bartender! I'd like to buy the ballerina another drink!" After serving the lady her second drink, the bartender approaches the little drunk and says, "It's your business if you want to buy the lady a drink, but why do you call her a ballerina?"

The drunk replies, "Sir, in my eyes, any woman who can lift her leg up that high has got to be a ballerina!"

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