Boy during Sex: Kyun na hum shadi kar lein, phir hum roz aisa kar sakenge.
Girl: Mazdoor ho mMazdoori karo, factory ka maalik ban-ne ki koshish na karo.
Santa: In all AIDS ads, they talk of SAFE SEX.
What is SAFE SEX?
Banta: Oye, SAFE SEX is when wife is out of town!
Wife: Agar dunia sirf 30 minute mein khatam ho rahi ho to tum kya karna chahoge?
Husband: Off course Sex.
Aur baki ke 29 Minutes?
Teacher to student: Aap bade ho ya aap ke papa?
Student: Main.
Teacher: Woh Kaise?
Student: Maine mom ke pass sona chhor dia hai, par papa abhi tak sote hain..