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Smart Doctor

Smart Doctor

A Doctor opened a clinic & wrote outside the clinic:
Any treatment will cost Rs.300/- and if we cant treat, we will pay you back Rs.1000/-.

A CLEVER Man comes to do fraud & thinking to get Rs.1000.

He says to the Doctor:
I cant feel any taste on my tongue...

Doctor asks the Nurse to put few
drops of medicine from box no 22.

After that the MAN shouts: "What d _____ ...its URINE!!
The doctor says congratulations your sense of taste is back now.

The MAN was angry as he lost Rs.300.
After 2 weeks MAN comes back again & this time he thinks to get back his previous 300 too.

MAN: Doc! I've lost my memory.
Doctor: Nurse! pls put some drops of medicine from Box no 22 on his tongue.

MAN : Wait doctor but that medicine is for sense of taste.
Doctor: Congratulations your memory is back.

Moral: Don't try to be over-smart with Doctors...




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'Go ahead and do the same thing,' he told his Students.

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When everyone finished sucking, the Professor looked at them and said, 'The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention.

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Doctor: KUNDI.

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