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Mahila: Pandit ji ghar ki sukh shanti ke liye kaun sa vrat rakhoon?
Pandit ji: Maun Vrat.
Sahab meri biwi gum ho gayi hai, main kya karun?
Post master: Andhe ho kya, yeh post office hai, police station ja idhar kyun aaya hai.
Pati: Maaf kariye khushi ke maare samajh nahi aa raha kidhar jaaun.
Santa: Tumhaari dukan par itni mithai rakhi rehti hai, kabhi khaane ka mann nahi karta?
Banta: Mann to bahut karta hai par papa maarenge, isliye chaatkar rakh deta hoon.
Aaj Ka Gyan
Dost aur biwi ko kabhi yaqeen dilane ki zarurat nahi hoti.
Kyun ki
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Dost kabhi shak nahi karte aur
Biwi kabhi yaqeen nahi karti.
Gyan Samaapt
Phool wala: Sahab yeh phool apni girlfriend ke liye lelo.
Santa:Meri koi girlfriend nahi hai.
Phool wala: To phir apni mangetar ke liye hi lelo.
Santa: Woh bhi nahi hai.
Phool wala: To phir apni biwi ke liye hi lelo.
Santa: Meri biwi bhi nahi hai.
Phool wala: To phir aye duniya ke sabse khush-kismat insaan, meri tafar se yeh phool tere liye.
Thought of the day:
Aap bas pe chadhein ya bas aap pe chadhe
Dono mein hi ticket aapka hi kat-ta hai.
Game Show Host: Agar aapki biwi aur saas par koi tiger hamla kar de to aap kisko pehle bachaayenge?
Pappu: Beshak tiger ko, aakhir bechare bache hi kitne hain.
Teacher: Hindi hamaari matri-bhasha hai, ise pitra-bhasha kyon nahi kehte?
Student: Kyon ki mata ji ne kabhi pija ji ko bolne ka mauka hi nahi diya.
