Sardar Jokes

Banta class mein - Madam maine "abc" yaad karli..
Madam -ok, to sunao..
Banta - a b c d e f g h i j k l e m n o p q r s t u v w x y z.
Madam - Arre aise nahi ....aise suna A for apple
Banta - OK madam....

A for apple.
B for bada apple.
C for chhota apple.
D for dusra apple.
E for ek aur apple.
F for fokat ka apple.
G for gol apple.
H for hazar apple
I for itney saare apple?
J for jaao nahi khaani hai apple
K for kaise nahi khaayenge apple
L for lena padhega tumko apple
M for mujhe nahi chahiye itne apple
N for naa nahi kehte kyun ki yeh hai apple
O for Oh to tumne khaa daale yeh saare apple
P for peth bhar khaao apple
Q for qismat mein nahi hoti hai sabke, yeh apple
R for roz agar khaao tum apple
S for sehetmand rahoge khaaoge agar tum apple
T for tumko nahi milenge itne achche apple
U for udhaar ki nahi hai yeh apple
V for very tasty hai yeh apple
W for waste na karo time aur khaa lo jaldi se apple
X for X'mas mei bhii Hi! khana padenge apple
Y for yun na chehra phero dekh ke apple
Z for zaraa sa aur khaalo apple

2 sardaron ko 2 bomb mile...
1st Sardar: Chal police ko de k aate hain.
2 sardar: Agar koi bomb raaste me phat gaya to?
1st sardar: Jhoot bol denge ki 1 hi mila tha.

Sardar ne jalte hue makan se 6 logo ko apni jaan pe khelkar bahar nikala.
Fir bhi usko jail ho gayi
Kyun...
Kyun...ki vo sab firebrigade wale the.

Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
Santa: Tipu's skeleton.
Tourist: Who's that smaller skeleton next to it?
Santa: That was Tipu's skeleton when he was child

Mummy: Beta jao ghar pe mehman aaye hue hain kuchh leke aao.
Santa (again at his best) bahar gaaaya aur taxi lekar ayaa...

4 sardar started petrol pump
No customer came to their petrol pump
Why?
Because Petrol pump was on the 2nd floor,
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Then all 4 of them started Restaurant on the same floor
Still no customer come over there,
Why?
Because they did not remove petrol pump board from there
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then they bought 1 taxi,
still they did not get any customer to ride in taxi,
Why?
Because 2 sardar was seating on front seat and 2 sardar was seating on the back seat and searching for customer.
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Now suddenly taxi got stuck on the road and not starting at all,
Then all four of them came out and pushing the taxi, still taxi was not moving at all
Why?
because 2 of then pushing form back and other 2 were pushing form front.

Sardar Rocks :-)

Museum Administrator: That's a 500 year old statue you have broken.
Santa: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.

Santa Banta di fighting ho rahi si.
Santa: Tere dimag vich gobar bharya hoya hai.
Banta: Tahi te tu 2 ghante to chaate ja reha hain.