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Sexy Jokes

Sexy Jokes

Sexy Jokes are also known as Sexy Dirty Jokes or Adult Jokes or Sex Jokes. The term Sexy Jokes is used to describe various jokes, prose, poems, black comedy and skits that deal with topics that are considered to be sexy taste or vulgar. It is concerned with sex, a particular ethnic group, or gender. Other Sexy Jokes includes violence, particularly domestic abuse, excessive swearing or profanity. Adult Jokes are not suitabe to be viewed or listen by any unmatured person.
Funny Sexy Jokes are of various type for example American Sexy Jokes, Cyber Sexy Jokes, Sexy Adult Jokes.
We have a large collection of sexy jokes for you to have some good time but be sure you must be over 18 years to visit this section.
Since these jokes are not suitable for minors but sexy jokes are most popular form of jokes on the web. So enjoy these latest sexy adult jokes.

Sexy Jokes
Some Facts
Some Facts

o Behind every successful man there is a great woman and behind every great woman there is a smart guy staring at her butt.
o If you don't believe in oral sex, keep your mouth shut.
o Opinion is like an ass hole, everyone has one.
o Avoid rape - say yes.
o A mistress lies between a mister and a mattress.
o The game of love is never called off on account of darkness.
o Thou shalt not commit adultery...unless in the mood.
o The best thing about masturbation is that you don't have to talk afterwards.
o Learn from your parents' mistakes - use birth control.
o Assassins do it from behind.
o Chess players mate better.
o Are those your eyeballs? I found them in my cleavage.
o Good girls spit, Bad girls swallow, Naughty girls gargle.
o Excuses are like asses everyone's got em and the all stink.
o Squirrel who runs up woman's leg do not find nuts.
o If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you between F and CK.
o Sex is the price women have to pay for marriage. Marriage is the price men have to pay for sex.
o When I was born, I got a choice- A big dick or a good memory. I am not able to remember, what did I choose.
o Never assume. It makes an "ass" out of "u" and "me".
o Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
o My wife is a sex object. Evertime I ask for sex,she objects.
o Impotence: Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings".
o If you think sex is a pain in the ass, you're doing it wrong.
o Her kisses left something to be desired the rest of her.
o Good girls go to heaven...but bad girls go EVERYWHERE!!.
o Sex is an emotion in motion.
o For sale : Twin beds, one hardly used.
o There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men - don't and stop, unless they are used together.
o Anatomy is something everybody's got, but sure looks better on a woman.
o The difference between a husband and a lover is the difference between day and night.
o If he won't wear a condom, staple his willy at the end. That'll make him think. Sorta....
o I was so poor growing up ... if I wasn't a boy ... I'd have had nothing to play with.
o Love without sex is like cooking without eating, but be careful because sex without condom is like driving a car without breaks!.
o I love you in blue. I love you in red but most of all. I love you in bed.
o The most enjoyable form of sex education is the braille method.
o Prostitution is a hole sale business.
o Lets all be considerate towards animal and let all the cocks meet the pussies of their choice.

Started Loving a Boy
Started Loving a Boy

Girl 2 Mom: Mom I have started loving a Boy!
Mom angry: What?? How old is he? What does he do?
Girl: He is 3 months old. Happily kicking in my stomach.


Dress - Up or Down
Dress - Up or Down

Boy: Men dress up to been seen by others.
Girl: Laughs and says girls dress down to be seen by others.

Thing That Satisfies
Thing That Satisfies

Its the thing that satisfies
ur mind, body & soul!
Do it on bed, on a sofa,
in the car or anywhere!
Its called Prayer!
God bless ur naughty mind.

Bitten on the Ass
Bitten on the Ass

Two campers are hiking in the woods when one is bitten on the ass by a rattlesnake.
"I'll go into town and find a doctor," said the man to his poor companion.
He runs ten miles into to town and find's the doctor's office. The doctor is delivering a baby at that moment.
"I can't leave, son, but here's what to do," said the doctor, "Take a knife, cut a little 'x' where the bite is, suck out the poison and spit it out onto the ground."
The man dashes back to his agonizing friend.
"What did he say?!" said the poor fellow.
"He says you're gonna die."

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Sexually Harassed
Sexually Harassed

6 Feet girl to her boss: I'm being sexually harassed.
Boss: how?
Girl: This guy comes in every morning and says ur hair smells great.
Boss: Whats da problem in dat?
Girl: He is 3 feet tall

Failure
Failure

Failure is not when your girlfriend leaves you,

Its only when you leave her...... Virgin

Responses
Responses

Responses during sex with different girls

Girlfriend - "Wow darling, this is great"
Prostitute - "Come on... Finish it now..."
Wife - "I think the ceiling needs painting."

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