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Sexy Jokes

Sexy Jokes are also known as Sexy Dirty Jokes or Adult Jokes or Sex Jokes. The term Sexy Jokes is used to describe various jokes, prose, poems, black comedy and skits that deal with topics that are considered to be sexy taste or vulgar. It is concerned with sex, a particular ethnic group, or gender. Other Sexy Jokes includes violence, particularly domestic abuse, excessive swearing or profanity. Adult Jokes are not suitabe to be viewed or listen by any unmatured person.
Funny Sexy Jokes are of various type for example American Sexy Jokes, Cyber Sexy Jokes, Sexy Adult Jokes.
We have a large collection of sexy jokes for you to have some good time but be sure you must be over 18 years to visit this section.
Since these jokes are not suitable for minors but sexy jokes are most popular form of jokes on the web. So enjoy these latest sexy adult jokes.

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Doston Ne Kaha Hai
Doston Ne Kaha Hai

Sardar ji ki shadi hui to first night ko apni biwi ke private place ke neeche mombatti jala ke beth gaye.
Biwi ne puchha: "eh ki kar raye ho ji?"
Sardar: "Dostaan ne keya si ke fud.di len to pehla garam kar layi"

A Rope and Two Knots
A Rope and Two Knots

One day a young cowboy and cowgirl decided to get married. He was a man of the world. She was an innocent bride with no experience. After the wedding they left for their honeymoon. While driving down the road, the new bride sees two cows having sex. The new bride asks, "What are them cows up to honey?" The husband, a bit flustered, answers, "Why can't you see? Them cows, they're roping!" She replies, "Oh, I see!" After a few more hours of driving they pass two horses having sex. Again the bride asks, "What are them horses doing honey?" The husband answers again, "Them horses, they're roping!" She replies, "Oh, I see!" Finally they arrive at their hotel. The couple washed up and started to get ready for bed. When they got in the bed, they start to explore each other's bodies. Things are going along fine until the bride discovers her husband's penis. "Oh my!" she cries, "What is that?" "Well, darling" he chuckles proudly, "That's ma'rope!" She slides her hands down further and gasps, "Oh my goodness! What are those?" she asks."Honey, those're my knots!" he answers. Finally the couple begins to make love. After several minutes the bride says, "Stop honey, wait a minute!" Her husband, panting a little, asks, "What's the matter honey, am I hurting you?" "No," the bride replies, "undo them damn knots, I need more rope!"

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Best Contraceptive
Best Contraceptive

Two girls:- Which is the best contraceptive?- An aspirin.- ???- Take an aspirin, put it between the knees and keep it tight.

Till you shone your torch
Till you shone your torch

A man walks into a bar, late one night completely knackered and dripping with sweat and orders 5 whiskies."What's wrong with you?" The barman says. "In my car I've got a nymphomaniac - you couldn't satisfy her if you were there 'til Christmas," he replies. "We'll see about that," says the barman and goes out to the car park. He has been in the car with the woman for a while when there is a knock on the window and a policeman shines his torch in. The barman jumps up and winds down the window to talk to the policeman. "It's all right officer, I'm just shagging the wife," he says. "Oh, I'm sorry sir, I didn't know it was your wife" replies the cop. The barman replies -"Neither did I 'til you shone your torch!"

Its not so funny when...
Its not so funny when...

A man and his wife are having sex when their 10 year old son walks in and screams, "Oh my God!"
The husband says "I'll go to his room and explain to him what was going on."
When the father walks in he finds his son having sex with his grandmother.
The father screams "Oh my God!!!"
"Yeah," the son replies, "It's not so funny when it's YOUR mother!"

Goodbye
Goodbye

A guy was watching over his kid for nightly prayers. The kid says, "Goodnight mommy, daddy, grandpa and goodbye grandma." The next day the grandma dies. The guy thinks this is really weird. That night, the kid says "Goodnight mommy, daddy and goodbye grandpa" The next day the grandpa dies. The father is like this is really weird. That night the kid says, "Goodngiht mommy and goodbye daddy." The father freaks. He's all like I'm gonna die. So the next day he goes to work really slowly and carefully, and is nice to everyone at work. At the end of the day, he drives home really carefully and collapses into a chair. He says," Honey, can you get me a cup of coffee? I've had a really bad day. She says YOU'VE had a bad day! I found the mailman dead on the doorstep!

Keep the Old Motor Running
Keep the Old Motor Running

After being married a year, the couple went to the hospital for the birth of their first child.
The attending nurse came out of the delivery room to congratulate the old gentleman and said, "This is amazing.
How do you do it at your age?"
The old man grinned and said, "You got to keep the old motor running."
The following year, the couple returned to the hospital  for the birth of their second child. The same nurse was attending the delivery and again went out to congratulate the old gentleman.
She said, "Sir, you are something else. How do you manage it?"
The old man grinned and said, "You gotta keep the old motor running."
A year later, the couple returned to the hospital for the birth of their third child.
The same nurse was there for this birth also and after the delivery, she once again approached the old gentleman, smiled, and said, "Well, you surely are something else! How do you do it?"
The old man replied, "It's like I've told you before, you got to keep the old motor running."
The nurse, still smiling, patted him on the back and said:
"Well, I guess it's time to change the oil. This one's black."

Looking for a Seat
Looking for a Seat

Alright, so there are 4 gay guys in a bar looking for a seat. There is one open bar stool. What do they do? They flip it upside down and all sit!


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